What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Diamonds Are Forever

From Russia With Love

Should Pete Rose's record as the all-time hits leader be recognized and celebrated?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

Why is Taylor Swift re-recording her albums?

A View to a Kill

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

If I get served by someone else's papers, am I legally required to inform the person that they got served, or the court that they served the wrong person?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What misfortune led to an important discovery?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

Live and Let Die

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

My landlord just sold the house I’m renting from her. She included all fixtures, that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

Why do some people dislike rap and hip hop music despite there being poor quality music in every genre?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

You Only Live Twice

Why do I have the impression that almost all questions about advertising the flat Earth theory come from people who don't believe in a flat Earth themselves and are just provoking?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?